Croucholina

Sister of Groucho, followed her brother to support his campaign.
Dreams of being the First Lady.

Croucholina: "Every human has the Creature Funk in oneself. You just have to stick to one thing and find it in your golden centre.
Miss Piggy is fucked. I have to go on and on dissing her. She is always on alcohol and drugs. I think she gets her drugs from Kermit or some kind of media-guy-dealers which hang around her. I mean: The oldest success is the one from yesterday, as Freddy Quinn once said".